Home-Brewed Vaccinations 102 (Honors)

No matter how you cut it, this year has been plagued with illness for Rachel and I. I know that pregnant women are more susceptible to catching bugs due to a depressed immune system, but this is Riddikulus! (Take that boggart!) Not only is Rachel getting sick, but so am I. I am starting to question my own immune system's motives. It surely should've improved since we quit smoking and various other health improvements, but nooooo. Is there such a thing as sympathy illness? I'm starting to think there might be. Maybe I should go back to smoking and maybe start drinking more habitually. If I throw in some harder drugs, a short prison stint, and an offer to clean up Japan's annihilated coastline with my own toothbrush, maybe that will help. Or maybe not. It's tough to say. I'm just sick of being sick. Cross your fingers that we get better and stay that way... at least for a little while.